i n s i d e l i n g o

month you were born

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I smoked with
5 - I called
6 - I danced with
7 - I cuddled with
8 - I licked
9 - I shot
10 - I kissed
11 - I built a sandcastle with
12 - I ran away with


the date you were born

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a teletubby
04 - super mario
05 - spongebob
06 - a toothbrush
07 - my boyfriend
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a pornstar
10 - Paris hilton
11 - santa clause
12 - a hottie
13 - a baby
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a shemale
17 - a rockstar
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my girlfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - your boss
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - an oreo


color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco.
Black - because I'm sexy like that.
Pink - because I'm good in bed.
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs.
Blue - because I had to.
Polka Dots - because I hate my life.
Purple - because I'm gay.
Gray - because I love marijuana.
Green - because I take magic pills.
Yellow - because I'm leaving the country.
Orange - because that bitch called me fat.
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown - because I'm a pimp.
Other - because I'm desperate.
Shirtless - because I've got abs.